Thoughts on GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition (Game Beaten: Vice City DE)

djs

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I don't know if you've heard but Rockstar announced that a "Definitive Edition" of the classic GTA trilogy was coming and I got really excited for that because I love the original GTA trilogy. They are very special games to me, for many reasons.

I also don't know if you've heard that they completely screwed it up. They have some good qualities to them, but a lot of it just reeks of a game that was rushed out, which is very sad and depressing because these games deserve better treatment.

The half-assed-ness of this version, in combination with Rockstar/Take Two going out of their way to sue modders, which are maybe the most passionate fans of these games, really leaves a bad taste in my mouth of Rockstar. I really don't know what to do with them in the future. I hope I can feel confident enough in them to immediately get GTA 6 and RDR 3 whenever those happen, but as it is right now, Rockstar has sunken really far.

It is true that these versions weren't developed by Rockstar themselves, rather they were outsourced to Grove Street Games (which previously also made the Mobile trilogy ports a couple of years ago). But even so, it is ultimately Rockstars decision to do that. If they wanna entrust their biggest trilogy of games to a developer which has previously created not perfect results, that is completely on Rockstar. GSG probably did what they could in what (probably very little) time they had. It was Rockstars decision for that to happen.

So, what do I think of the games themselves?

Well, I haven't played much GTA 3, but from what I've heard it's not good.

I did play San Andreas up to Badlands, but once I got there I immediately noticed a lot of things were wrong so I stopped.

Then I went to Vice City as my final resort, and I am sort of happy I did. I think maybe VC has gotten the best treatment out of the three. It's definitively not perfect, but I overall kind of like what is here. For one thing, I find it incredibly pretty. I know it also its graphical issues and questionable character models, but some moments look just amazing. It is the exact kind of lighting and colors that I like - it is my kind of art direction. It goes so well with the 80s theme.

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Apart from the nice visuals, I can't say many other nice things. The game just lacks polish and it feels like a waste of an opportunity and it is just incredibly disappointing. I 100%ed the game and got the platinum trophy for it and I could think was "well, it looks nice but this could've been so much better".

Just on top of my mind, here are some issues I can think of for Vice City (a lot of them are in common with the other games too though):

  • Many places are missing collission
  • Crashes (I had one in the credits, nice!)
  • Radio doesn't play/loop properly
  • Many sounds dont loop correctly (chainsaw, garage doors, etc.)
  • In the very first cutscene outside Ken's office, you hear a car door close while the screen is black
  • At Marthas Mug Shot, a door that should be open, was both open and closed: Door bug
  • Invisible walls (more correct: some walls are missing their visual components)
  • Cannot charge with the Katana, makes Katana rampages very difficult
  • Some missions were uncompletable in 1.0
  • Some trophies were unobtainable in 1.0

As you noticed I said 1.0 there, and that is because they have actually released a patch that fixed some things, but far from all of them.

Then there are some other nitpicks I have:

  • All games use a very boring generic Arial font. So boring. Please use the games own distinct fonts, you have the fonts right there (they are used in some instances), why not always?
  • All games use San Andreas' menu sound effects. Makes sense for San Andreas, but why not use 3's and VC's own sound effects for their menus. Might seem like a trivial complaint, but they add a lot of charm and them being absent really reeks of lack of passion and no one caring about these games
  • The main menu sucks. It is just really slow and clunky. Like, how about showing dates on save files? That'd be cool.

Obviously there are a ton of general issues too like the game running bad on consoles and especially Switch, but there are bigger fish to fry here. You can check out these videos for more stuff if you are interested:

For more detailed research on the versions, I recommend following Vadim and Ash on Twitter.

Can Rockstar fix this? Sure, they'll still have a huge asterisk next to them for some time, but if they want to I think they could redeem themselves - if they actually want to - really seems like they don't care anymore though.

Here's a list of things I would like see them do:

  • Relist the original versions on all platforms (the original versions have returned to the Rockstar Launcher, but I would like to see them on Steam and Playstation too). Even if you somehow make the DE perfect, the originals should always be available somewhere. I mean sure, we can buy used copies or pirate it, but why don't you just offer them to us and we can pay you money instead? Or you dont wanna do it? Put them on GOG, that would be perfect.
  • Let the modders go and stop DMCAing everything. The modders are some of your most passionate fans and this is how you repay them? Disgusting. I know the re3 and reVC projects are tricky because of reverse engineering and stuff (I really don't know what the law is on that but I hope the re3 and reVC authors will be alright), but other innocent mods and stuff? Come on...
  • A lot of patches and work for the DE versions. I still like the idea of the DE, having the original games running in Unreal Engine (which is very cool in itself, like how do you even convert the original games to run on this engine? Well... with a lot of issues I guess) looks super cool, but it just isn't good enough yet. You need to look over character models and textures, you can't just let AI do it automatically.
  • Passion. Have someone with passion for these games work on the DE and let them decide things. Had someone with passion been in control we wouldn't have that boring Arial font or the same menu sound effects for all three games.

I wish I could sit here and write that these are the perfect remakes for my favorite trilogy and they got the treatment they deserved, but instead all I can really say is that VC looks nice but everything else is generally terrible and incredibly disappointing. I hope they will fix it, but with the way Rockstar has been lately I really don't see it happening. They'll probably do some minimum effort patches to fix the most serious issues and that'll be it. Maybe, maaaaaaybe, I can see them relisting the original versions for all platforms but even that seems doubtful.

I'll play 3 DE and SA DE eventually, probably when a few more patches have come out.